Sandvich Parody - Team Fortress 2

Engineer: Heavy… How do I make SANDVICH.Heavy: All you have to do is add a cup of FLOUR! Add it to the MIX! Now just take a little something sweet, not sour! A bit of salt, just a PINCH! Baking these treats is such a SINCH! A teaspoon of BOLOGNA! Add a little more, and you COUNT TO FOUR! And you NEVER get your FILLA! SANDVICH! So moist and delicious… SANDVICH! I’m COMING FOR YOU! SANDVICH!